It's "J" week at school, so in addition to learning about jingle bells and Jesus, the kids made bead jewelry yesterday. I went to pick up Lucy from school, and she came flying out, all excited, holding a string of beads.
She said, "Look, Mom! I made you this beautiful necklace! It's your present! Put it on now! And wear it with pride!"
I know all parents say this, but...seriously? "Wear it with pride"?! Where does she get this stuff??