"Mom, I'm going to wash my hands with just water, not soap."
"No, you need to use soap."
"OK, I'll put on this honeysuckle soap here. Why is it called honeysuckle soap?"
"Because it smells like honeysuckle."
"Why does it smell like honeysuckle?"
"Because that's what flavor of soap it is."
" Why is there a picture of honeysuckle on the bottle?"
"So people will know what kind it is."
"Why is it what kind it is?"
"Because it just is."
"Why is it just is?"
>long pause< >sniff<
"Here Mom, smell my hands. They smell like dead honeysuckle."